Flying Spaghetti Monster – 2: God is… not great?

If you haven’t read the first post in this series, I recommend you do, as much that I write here will build off from there. This is the second instalment. The terminology might be getting a little more philosophical here, but bear with me!

Shifting the goalposts?

Thanks to MindShift – an agnostic-atheist who converted from fundementalist Christianity, I’ve got a great list of horrific acts that God committed in the Bible.

MindShift, who is a moral relativist, says that morality is dependent on culture, yet keeps trying to hammer home that these things were just plain wrong, but his framework doesn’t allow him to do this. Many online Atheists frame this in a way that is analogous to making an argument that somebody else’s moral framework is atrocious, but openly admitting that your morality is objectively no better than theirs is practically a way to pull the rug out from under your own feet.  

Our boy MindShift takes it a step further. Although ultimately, he can’t justify the objective superiority of his moral worldview, he instead tries to show that the Biblical God is inconsistent with what the Biblical God deems as ‘good’ – what one could call an ‘internal critique’. This is a valid strategy, but as you will see, it will require a huge burden of proof. If God, by his nature, isn’t what God, himself, calls good, then the Euthyphro dilemma rears its ugly head again, and it seems that within the Christian moral realm, God would be rendered obsolete. 

There are a ton of verses here, and I’m going to go through all of them except for a couple I will tackle in the last post of this series (not this one). I’m quite thankful to MindShift for doing this video because I’ve wanted to go through all the tough verses in the Bible, but reading the whole thing takes ages, so I’m grateful that he condensed everything down for us. 
 
I don’t really expect anyone to read this whole thing through. Christians, I’ve done this so you can use this as a repository for when people whip out a random Bible verse and say God is evil. Atheists/anti-theists, do what you want, I guess. Some of the stuff in here (I think) is quite thought-provoking, so you might enjoy reading it. 

My Fundamental Claim

A clear and, I think, uncontroversial statement that I’d like to make to preface this is: 

“permitting someone to do something, is not necessarily making a claim or affirming that whatever the thing they are doing is intrinsically ‘good’” 

  • For example, if you let someone do something bad, it could be that you are allowing someone to see the natural consequence(s) of their actions (experience is a great teacher, you know), or it could be that the person who the thing is being done to, is receiving their due retribution (i.e., judgement/punishment). You will see me reference this idea multiple times in various forms throughout this post – so I will refer to it as statement ‘p’. 

Note: I won’t be pasting in verses here as I normally do, because there are just too many and if I do, I won’t have the terabytes to post this. I encourage you to look at as many verses as you can in context as you read what I write here and verify for yourself the things that I am saying, rather than just taking my word for it. 

I will also clarify that “good” in this document will mean “in accordance with God’s eternal moral law”, which is something I’ll clarify a little more in the next part. 

Without further adieu, and with 19 charges against his name, I call to the stand, the God of the Christian religion! 

God’s Hypocrisy: The Case Against Objective Morality – REFUTED 

  1. Lying. 
    The first bullet MindShift fires is an accusation that either (1) God is a liar or (2), he condones the act of lying itself as something good (remember that condone can either mean to affirm the intrinsic good nature of something or to simply permit it to be done. MindShift needs to affirm the first definition to make a substantive point) – both of which would be contrary to his nature (as per the ninth commandment in Exodus 20:16). He uses two verses to support this claim, and therefore, to prove his claim, either one needs to be true in at least one of the two verses. 
    1. Joshua 2:4-5. Here, two Israelite spies are sent by Joshua to scout the city of Jericho. They stay at the house of Rahab, a prostitute. When the king of Jericho learns of their presence, Rahab hides the spies and lies to the king’s men, saying the spies left the city. Rahab is also celebrated later in the Bible in Hebrews 11:31 and James 2:25, for “welcoming the spies” and “sending them out another way”. Initially, this looks tough to reconcile, right? I might say that God didn’t say Rahab’s lying was good, but it’s ambiguous as to whether Hebrews and James are saying that Rahab is justified only for welcoming and hiding the spies, or for doing those two things and lying to those who came looking. If I were MindShift here, I would say that the Bible has to be endorsing (in the greater sense) all of Rahab’s actions, but not only is that ambiguous, it’s fallacious, and falls prey to the fallacy of division (i.e., just because something (the praise) may be true for the whole act, it doesn’t follow that it is true for each constituent act that is part of the whole). Therefore, MindShift’s argument is effectively an argument from silence, because neither NT text says anything about how Rahab treated the king’s men – they only speak about the way she treated the men of Israel.
       
      So it is not necessarily the case that the act of lying itself is being condoned as intrinsically good – which is what needs to be proven for MindShift’s argument (2, above) to run. Let me show you an analogy to make this clearer. 
      • Imagine Tom, Betty, and God in 1500 B.C – this is the old covenant, so the Leviticus 24:19 justice still stands. Tom has done some really bad things, and Betty is tasked by God with bringing retribution. Tom is sentenced to five slaps on the wrist from Betty. Does it follow that slapping someone on the wrist is an objectively, case-independent good thing? No. However, if Tom is due judgment, should Betty relent? No, because that would be unjust, and it is morally unjust to withhold punishment where it is due. Therefore, judgement is a ‘good’ thing in the sense that it prevents greater evil, or brings things ‘back on track’, though lying is still objectively a bad thing.  
        Now, switch out Betty for Rahab, lying for the slap on the wrist, and Tom for Jericho (the king’s agents are conduits for the judgment here).  
        It can therefore be said that the overall justice is being affirmed as intrinsically good here rather than the universal act of lying – that is what Rahab is justified for in Hebrews and James, and this is in line with what we’d expect from a second-temple Jewish audience, who were all too familiar with crying out for God’s justice against their enemies. Rahab’s act of lying itself was still intrinsically disordered, but within the economy of justice, it was congratulated. It could be that Rahab’s choice to judge her city (and to be faitfhul to YHWH) is what is being congratulated in its entirety (and Joshua 2:9 attests to her and her people’s knowledge that they should have left the land) and a person to be congratulated for exacting judgment does not require such method of judgment to be intrinsically good, in fact, the whole point of judgment is that the means is supposed to be unpleasant. Also note that this would count as a passive/permissive judgment, since no Divine Command was given, so it’s not perfectly analogous to my brief analogy.
        A person might object that I am effectively saying that I am saying that the end justifies the means, but that wouldn’t be an accurate reading of my point. The full point I am making can be stated as that judgment is not necessarily a “good” thing in the sense that it is God’s perfect ideal, in God’s perfect world, but that it is “good” in the sense that it is necessary for restoring a necessary order and limiting further evil – in the same way that a court can be considered ‘righteous’ for putting a criminal behind bars – or even Jesus’ sacrifice can be considered something ‘good’ (in the sense that it makes us righteous) but ‘bad’ (in the suffering it necessitated).
    2. 1 Kings 22:21-23. Here, the prophet Micaiah describes a vision where a spirit volunteers to deceive King Ahab’s prophets, leading Ahab to his doom in battle. This occurs after Ahab, notorious for his wickedness, seeks assurances for war against Ramoth-Gilead. Despite other prophets predicting victory, Micaiah’s vision reveals a divine plan of judgment, where deception is used to ensure Ahab’s fall at Ramoth-Gilead. The main issue MindShift sees here is when a [satanic] spirit volunteers to be a deceiving force in the mouths of all Ahab’s prophets. The Lord agrees to this plan, indicating it will lead to Ahab’s downfall, but by now, you should be able to see why I went to great lengths in my comments on Joshua 2 to highlight a main idea that I’ll be using quite often to refute MindShift’s interpretations. Here, I refer to the statement ‘p’. 
  1. Killing Babies
    MindShift seems to have some issues with God killing babies (and fairly so! We both agree that we have a gut-twisting initial reaction to this!), especially considering that most Christians profess to be pro-life (or at least the Catholics dogmatically do). I guess he sees this as contradictory. I’ll add some pre-emptive comments before I go through these one by one. The first principle to be aware of is that your life is not your own. God, who owed us nothing, gifted us with existence and has the right to determine how much ‘existence’ we recieve on Earth. Of course, Christians believe that per his nature, he wouldn’t kill without some justified cause, but, remember, he doesn’t owe you that, in the same way, this post I’m writing now has no ultimate say as to whether I delete it or not. You and I both did nothing to deserve our lives before we came into existence, because there was no us, and therefore we aren’t ultimately owed anything by God. Therefore, even if God wanted to kill babies unjustifiably (which, obviously, I don’t think he did/does), there would be nothing ultimately “unjust” about it – because justice presumes ‘right’. Note, also, that MindShift must show that God condones killing babies as something good to make his case – a very strong claim. Further, with the prospect of an afterlife – it could also be proposed that a baby can end up with an assured salvation – although without the virtues gained through soul-building.
    1. Isaiah 13:11-16. This is one that MindShift brings up, but both verses 11 and my comments above reveal this to be a non-issue. 
    2. 2 Samuel 12. This one can be understood similarly to the one above. Here, King David had committed adultery with another man’s wife and killed her husband, because of what can be inferred is pure lust. Justifiably, God punishes David by killing the son that would be born. It should be obvious now that performing a judgment upon someone does not make the way that judgment is performed objectively, universally good. Rather, it can be said that it was a necessary action. 
    3. Genesis 7. This is the flood of Noah’s Ark, and I’m not even going to write the justification for it, you can go and check that one out yourself. If MindShift is willing to grant that the flood plausibly happened to pick at the Biblical narrative, he should also be willing to grant the narrative of Genesis 18:16-33. If you want to propose an internal critique, it’s not clear to me how it’s not arbitrary to pick one text of the Bible and grant it a literal interpretation, without granting another. 
    4. Exodus 7-11. A common theme is starting to show now, MindShift seems to enjoy picking at specific verses for this point without reading the surrounding context. In Exodus 11:4 and onwards, Moses delivers a final warning to Pharaoh regarding the tenth and most devastating plague, the death of the firstborn. Moses informs Pharaoh that at midnight, all the firstborns in Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh to the firstborn of the lowest servant, will die. MindShift seems to forget what happened in Exodus 1:15, where Pharaoh commanded something very similar, but for the Israelites, however, God gave him ten chances to let the Israelites go before he delivered such a severe punishment. ‘Firstborn’ in Ancient Egypt (and in the rest of the ancient near east) had a different meaning. Due to high infant mortality rates, the term ‘firstborn’ could, and more often than not did, refer to older people who have yet to come into their inheritance.
    5. Numbers 31:13-18. This one is dense, and a lot of things can be said, and I will speak about it in more detail in a later subject. For now, I will only speak about it regarding baby killing, the leaving virgin women alive bit will be answered later. 
      1. This is Moses’ speaking, not God. God only said to “exact vengeance” in verse 2, nothing more. From that, we cannot infer that God told Moses to kill children. If anything, on further inspection I think it is very reasonable to believe that this was an overextension of Moses’ hand – it gives us some precedent as to how the Israelites saw/undertook war. Looking again at Numbers 31, we see that Moses sent the Israelites ‘to war’ against the Midianites. We have three options:  
        1. By ‘war’, Moses specifically told them to annihilate them – I think this is implausible, considering the Israelites didn’t initially do this. If Moses did say this, then I think the fact that the Israelites would have disobeyed and left the women AND the boys and livestock alive tells us about their intuitions about going to war/what ‘war’ entailed. 
        2. By ‘war’, Moses specifically told them to leave the non-virgin women and boys – I think this is very implausible, as it would contradict the order he gave later.
        3. Moses, as scripture says, simply told them to ‘execute the Lord’s vengeance’. I think the fact that the Israelites intuitively left the women and children alive tells us how they saw ‘war’ and vengeance/judgement.
      2. Moses, not God, tells his men to kill the children. Note that this was a period characterized by tribal warfare. It may have been Moses’ (not God’s) intention was likely to eliminate the possibility of tribal retribution happening at all. Not much else needs to be said here, as MindShift must show that God explicitly condones child killing as an intrinsically good, virtuous thing. 
    6. 1 Samuel 15:2. This is probably MindShift’s strongest point here, but it’s still weak. Here, God himself does command a genocide (or, at least, an Ancient Near East historical representation of one – which I speak about later – keep reading!), so MindShift is halfway to fulfilling his claim. However, the point dies when we realise that God doesn’t condone this genocide as an intrinsically good thing to do, as you’ve probably realised by now, he doesn’t do that anywhere. The most you can say here is that it was necessary, but we have already proven that necessary does not equal objective good. Furthermore, we see that the Amalekites are not innocent, for more details, read Exodus 17:8-16 and Deuteronomy 25:17-19.  
      1. It could even be said that since the attack by the Amalekites in Exodus 17 occurred during the time of Moses, which was estimated to be around the 13th century BCE and the events of 1 Samuel take place much later, likely around the 11th century BCE, the Amalekites had two hundred years to repent from their evil atrocity (Jonah gives us precedent that God accepted true repentance from nations that did), although note that I’m not sure this last point I’ve given is that strong, since I can’t be sure that a prophet was sent to the Amalekites to beg them to turn from their evil ways. 
  1. Jealousy. 
    1. In Exodus 20:5-6, God refers to himself as jealous. The simplest definition of jealousy that I found would be “a feeling of unhappiness and anger because someone has something or someone that you want”. I’m not sure that this is the best definition though. I don’t think it’s always a bad thing to be jealous. For example, if your significant other cheated on you, would you not initially feel jealous? If someone stole money that was yours, would you not be jealous as you saw them spend it? I think that we would all agree that if someone took something that rightfully belonged to us, we should be rightfully angry. What you do with that anger is important, but the indignation itself is a natural, just reaction. 
  1. Vindictive. 
    Who has a better right to enact vengeance than the arbiter of justice himself? As the Suzerain of Israel, God has every right, and need to exact vengeance for his people, or the Israelites would have been conquered and died out very quickly. 
    1. Psalm 94:1. You’ve got to be kidding me. 
    2. Leviticus 26:25. This vengeance is warranted here. Literally just read the previous five verses.
    3. Isaiah 59:17. See my pre-emptive comment above. 
    4. 2 Samuel 6:6-7. This one is stronger, and at first glance seems quite unfair. God smote this guy immediately simply as he was trying to stabilise the ark. I ask you, though, if God told you not to touch something, and you still touched it, knowing full well that the consequence was death, and that thing genuinely represented God’s presence with his people, what would you expect to happen? It could also be that had God not done this, the Israelites would have disrespected him even further than they ended up doing later. I suppose that this is God setting boundaries, and it should be known that it is also possible that this act of Uzzah does not necessarily determine his post-death fate. The Benson Commentary explains this verse much better but I’ll just add a little bit of it that helps to better frame my point – “[being] a Levite, he was guilty of a double error; first, in not carrying the ark upon his shoulders, together with his brethren; which their neglecting to do, on this solemn occasion, and consulting their ease more than their duty, was an offence of no small aggravation. Secondly, in touching it, which even the Levites were prohibited from doing, under the express penalty of death.” From this, it can also be said that Uzzah’s public execution would have served as a public confirmation to the Israelites of what, and who exactly they were dealing with. 
    5. Leviticus 10:1-2 – similar reasoning to that given for 2 Samuel 6:6-7 can be applied here. 
  1. Unforgiving. 
    1. Joshua 24:19 – this is Joshua speaking, not God. He claims that “[God] is a jealous God who will not forgive your rebellion or your sins.” God is a jealous God, as we have already ascertained, but it is false that he “will not forgive” as Jonah attests. It seems to me more likely that Joshua is making a threat, but Christians don’t believe that prophets are infallible unless prophesying, so there is no issue here. 
    2. 2 Kings 24:3-4 – this one is a little trickier than it seems at face value. Verse 4 seems to clearly state that “the Lord was unwilling to forgive them”. “Them” could refer to both Manasseh (the King) and Judah (the people) as a whole, or it could refer to Judah alone. However, we see that in 2 Chronicles 33, Manasseh is captured – during which he repents, and God forgives him. Do we have a contradiction here? I’m not so sure.  
      If “them” refers to the land of Judah, it seems that the author is implying that the people are still at least partly responsible for their actions even if they were misled – i.e., they should have known better. In “being unwilling to forgive”, it seems plausible that this is speaking consequentially. 2 Kings emphasizes the long-term, national repercussions of Manasseh’s actions. Despite his repentance and forgiveness, which is detailed in 2 Chronicles 33, the sins he committed during his reign had set in motion a series of events and patterns of behaviour among the people that ultimately led to Judah’s downfall. It’s possible that people in Judah, along with Manasseh repented, but sometimes some actions are irreversible. If I killed someone, whether I am forgiven or not for their murder doesn’t bring them back. I propose that the “non-forgiveness” spoken about here is a non-withdrawal of consequence. 
    3. Jeremiah 11:14 – here, Jeremiah is told by God, not to pray for the idolatrous people of Judah, whom he intends on casting judgement on. God says that “[he] will not listen to them when they call out to me for help when disaster strikes them.” Context helps, guys. God has repeatedly told these people to repent and has given them warnings. This isn’t something he can do forever, because the effect of sin on the human condition makes it such that continually defaulting on ones promises reduces the potential to be sincere – to a point where sincerety can become extremely difficult to act with. Also, the people can’t cry about the impending judgment when they’ve had warning after warning after warning. 
    4. Ezekiel 7:3-4 – a judge has to judge. Similar reasoning can be used here to that used for Jeremiah. 
    5. Proverbs 1:24-30 – brave move to go for Proverbs. A lot of the language used here isn’t literal, since it is a collection of wisdom sayings. I can just make the point that Proverbs is saying that once struggle truly strikes, wisdom will be far more difficult to find. The consequences of your actions will make it such that wisdom will effectively “evade” you.
  1. Murder. 
    Please reread my intro to section ‘2’. I refer again to statement ‘p’. God can act simply because it is the necessary course of action he needs to take to realize his will. 
    1. Numbers 25:1 – this specific verse doesn’t seem to be an issue, but I presume he’s referring to the following passage – I don’t know how many times I’m going to need to make the point that (a) – if God wishes to take a life, he can do it (although how he would do it would be perfectly just – in line with his nature), and (b) God punishing someone with action ‘x’ does not entail that action ‘x’ is a good action for all people to do at all times. Action ‘x’ is still a bad thing, which is why it is punishment. I get the idea that Brandon (MindShift) is smart enough to know this, but I guess it’s just a consequence of his fundamentalist worldview. 
    2. Joshua 11:20 – two points can be made: 
      1. Judgement 
      2. Unsurprisingly, MindShift doesn’t go into context to tell you what these people did that warranted death. Deuteronomy 9:4 tells us the reason that these nations are being driven out: “When the LORD your God has driven them out before you, do not say in your heart, ‘Because of my righteousness the LORD has brought me in to possess this land.’ Rather, the LORD is driving out these nations before you because of their wickedness” But what exactly do they do? Leviticus 18:21-5 tells us they were at the very least
        • Sacrificing young children to idols (18:21, burning them alive to Molech); 
        • Profane the name of your God (18:21); 
        • Lying with a male as one lies with a female is an abomination (18:22); 
        • Having intercourse with animals (18:23); 
        • Women having sex with animals (18:23); 
      3. Deuteronomy 18:9-12 tells us even more, but I don’t want to overdo the quotes. It’s clear that these nations were on a downward spiral, and had they survived any longer, you could only imagine how much worse it would have gotten. Sadly, a lot of these children could have likely followed in the footsteps of their parents – it may have been better for them to die before they reached the age of accountability than to grow up to copy their parents and go to Hell. 
        We see that God is very patient. In Genesis 15:13-16, God tells Abraham about the destiny of his descendants – specifically the Israelites and refers to the fact that “the sin of the Amorites has not yet reached its limit”. It is likely that these “Amorites” represent all of Canaan, based on the fact that they are claimed to be living in the promised land, but note that at least four hundred years were given for these Canaanites to repent, but did they? 
    3. 1 Samuel 15 – I already responded to this earlier. 
    4. 2 Samuel 8 – firstly, note that “David reigned over all Israel; he guaranteed justice for all his people.” according to 2 Samuel 8:15. I.e., David ensured that he got “justice” for his people. According to ChatGPT for this section: 
      1. Historical Context: The accounts of warfare in the Bible reflect the realities of the ancient Near East, a region and era characterized by constant conflict over territory, resources, and power. In this context, warfare was a common aspect of life and survival for ancient peoples, including the Israelites. 
      2. Theological Perspective: From a theological standpoint, the Bible often portrays God as acting within the historical realities of the time to achieve divine purposes. This includes protecting and leading the Israelites against other nations. In these narratives, such actions are not depicted as “murder” in the sense of unlawful killing without cause but are presented within the framework of divine judgment, fulfilment of promises, and the establishment of a people through whom God intends to reveal His purposes. 
    5. MindShift might contend that because God “protected David wherever he campaigned” (v.6, v.14), then God is confirming that warfare is perfectly good, but this isn’t necessarily true. It could be that God is protecting David out of favour for him and the Israelites because David “ensures justice” for his people – i.e., David is fair and wise in his exploits and does not wage war greedily, but rather ensures the security of his people. 
    6. Deuteronomy 22:20-21, 21:20-21, 13:6-9 
      Overall, we see that the only real issue that Brandon could be having here is the application of the death penalty, which isn’t a contravention of God’s law, depending on the context. If a person can be imprisoned for their crime and therefore kept away from civilization to prevent them from doing it again, then killing is the wrong option – otherwise, what are we to do? If God decides to punish someone, vengeance belongs to him (Romans 12:19-21), and as such, he is free to do it in whatever manner he chooses. I believe he would repay as is fair, but you should naturally expect an unpleasant punishment for an unpleasant crime, and the degree to which the judge evaluates a crime to be unpleasant will be reflected in the punishment. Here, I will try to explain the logic that went behind these laws. In explaining them, I am not endorsing them as perfectly good, as it is evident that God knew that the law of ancient Israel was imperfect (see my previous post) and was working within the existing ANE moral framework, and remember that this is descriptive (is) law, rather than prescriptive (ought) law.
      1. Deuteronomy 22:20-21. To many of us modern people, this may seem harsh. A woman is to be “stoned to death” if she is found to have not been a virgin by her husband at the time by which her husband has marital relations with her. In our oversexualized culture, this seems abhorrent. However, this reflects the reality of how highly ancient Israel valued virginity. 
        God is working within the time to regulate and prevent Israel from engaging in the adulterous (see my response to Joshua 11:20) and hyper-sexual activity of their neighbouring nations, and it is clear that to do this, he needs to reinforce the idea that virginity is very highly valued. A woman who lost her virginity to a man was obligated to marry him, or rather, the man was obligated to marry her (which would include paying the bride price), as Exodus 22:16-7 tells us. A woman who didn’t claim this price would be devaluating herself and her virginity in this culture, so it can therefore be said that this is a way of exhorting women to value themselves and “not give themselves away for free”, and direct them away from prostitution. If women continually did this, it could have led to severe exploitation, which much of Deuteronomy 22 tries to guard against. One may ask why the same standard is not applied to men. It should be noted that in ancient Israel, men paid the bride price for women and not the other way around. Therefore, it seems like in ancient Israel, female virginity was valued higher, and deeply cherished. Therefore, its misuse or disregard was not taken lightly at all. We also see in the same chapter that: 
        1. If the man turned out to be wrong with his accusation, he had to pay a severe fine of 100 shekels of silver (v.19), and he would not be allowed to divorce her as long as he lived. One might question why he wouldn’t instead give the money to the woman and then divorce her, but it’s easy to see how the man could have exploited the woman by stealing the money back. Further, the claim would have already done damage – similar to how false rape accusations end up with defamation lawsuits today, rather than both parties simply walking away from the ordeal. 
        2. Adultery for either sex is punishable by death for both (v.22) 
        3. If a man and an engaged woman are in a city (where other people would be able to hear) and he rapes her and she says nothing/does not cry out, both are to die (v.23-4), however, if they are in the countryside (where there are few/no people to hear) and he rapes her then he alone receives the death penalty (v.25+, the logic is explained here also). 
          The reasoning behind these two laws seems to be “if you are in a place where you can be heard, and you are not heard, then we will assume that you intended to commit adultery, however, if you are in a place where no one could have heard you, only the perpetrator will be killed”.
          It should be remembered, though, that (1) this is descriptive “is” justice – it is not supposed to be a perfect model, but is a description of how Israel handed such cases at its time, and (2), courts are told to “inquire diligently” a few chapters previously (Deuteronomy 19:18-21). The intention of such a stipulation is to thoroughly investigate such cases.
        4. Verses 28-9 tell us that if a man rapes a woman who is not betrothed, then he is obligated to marry her, and may not divorce her as long as he lives. I agree that this is quite sad for the woman, but upon further inspection, it is making the best of this dire situation in this culture. The alternative is that this woman has been violated, and because of the high value of virginity in ancient Israel, not many people would be lining up to marry her. To ensure that she is at least looked after by someone, the man is obligated to marry her. Here are some good questions I thought of whilst trying to understand these verses:  
          1. Why not just pay the woman the money and have the man die, that seems like better justice, right?” – We see that the man is allowed to die in other passages where the woman is betrothed, i.e., there is someone designated to marry and take care of her, so that part isn’t an issue. In this case, if the man were to die, realistically, no man would be stepping up to take care of her because, as we’ve said, due to the high valuation of virginity in ancient Israel. 
          2. “Why can’t he just pay her the money instead of her father?” – Firstly, he is obligated to marry her, which means he and his household should not be able to keep the money. The household finances were very unified at that time. Secondly, if the man were only to pay a fine for rape (and not marry), we can imagine that vile men would see rape as something that is just expensive, rather than morally wrong – you can imagine how that would turn out. 
          3. “Couldn’t a rich enough man just pay the price anyways if he liked a non-betrothed virgin who didn’t like him?” – theoretically, maybe, but any man with that amount of money wouldn’t have had much issue finding a wife without resorting to such vile means, not even taking into account the social suicide such an act would force him to commit. Such an act would make no logical sense at all. Know that fifty shekels of silver was a substantial amount of money. 
      2. 21:20-21 – I think that this is harsh, but I think that’s exactly the point (considering verse 21). It should have served as a strong aversion to disobeying and disrespecting your parents. Further, this doesn’t break any law, considering that the sixth commandment is far more likely a prohibition against murder, instead of killing. MindShift has not proven his point. 
      3. 13:6-9 – idolatry was a very real problem in the Israelite’s world. Time and time again, we see that they are tempted to idolatry (in Numbers 25, King Solomon etc.). Eventually, it makes sense that God has to put his foot down and pose strong consequences to make the Israelites fear doing this evil (see verse 11). It’s sad, I agree, but no clear explicit or implicit moral contradiction is found in here or chapter 21, so MindShift is unsuccessful. 
  2. Genocide. 
    At a high level, I don’t see how this is an issue, and I’ll explain why. I guess MindShift may have a problem with the idea that God said “Thou shalt not murder”. If so, then I’m getting a little tired of writing the same apologetic over and over again. Please read my intro to section ‘2’. A lot of Atheists nowadays seem to think it highly implausible that older civilizations could have been so wicked and immoral, but if we take the Roman empire circa AD.0 for example, Historian Tom Holland tells us that these were the kinds of people that would be happy to leave their newborn children out on the streets. It was very possible that if they weren’t recruited into slavery or prostitution, they would be eaten by stray dogs due to economic hardship, birth defects, being born out of wedlock, or simply because they didn’t want them. It’s thanks to the early Christians saving these children that this abominable practice was stopped. My point here is not to say that the Canaanites did this specific practice, but to illustrate that in many ancient civilizations, actions that are considered morally reprehensible by our standards, were the norm. With what Leviticus 18:21-5 has told us, it is not unreasonable to believe that the Canaanites that lived one to two thousand years before were at least capable of doing similar or worse. A question I’d like to pose to the atheist, is “Is it better to allow these people to carry on living, knowing (note ‘knowing’, not ‘thinking’) that it’s only going to go downhill and that they will not listen to correction, knowing that if these people intermingle with the ‘morally superior’ Israelites, that their sinful activity will infect them too (Deuteronomy 20:18)?” This is a theme we see elsewhere in the bible, where the Israelites are misled by other people groups e.g., Numbers 25. Even if you do not agree, I think you can see my point. 
    1. Genesis 7: Responded to in section 2c.  
    2. Numbers 21:2-3: see the introduction to this section. 
    3. Deuteronomy 20:10-19:  
      1. Concerning verses 10-15 (rules for the non-Canaanite nations) Note that this section opens with “when you approach a city to wage war against it”, not “go to every city to wage war against it”. This is giving a general rule to first offer peace in war – otherwise to respond in kind. Concerning the ‘slavery’ here, that’s for my next post. It warrants a longer response. If these people do not respond well, then, yeah. A normal war is waged. I agree that it’s not pretty.  
      2. Regarding verses 16-18, please read my intro to this section. Note that there is no affirmation that “genocide” is a universal moral obligation that everyone is bound by – which is what MindShift needs to prove for his argument to work, please also see section 2c., about being arbitrary about which verses you consider when doing an internal critique. 
        However, it would be good to share my view on how to understand the clear barbarism in this text. My model is as follows: 
        1. “Herem” is the Hebrew term that is constantly used to describe what the Israelites are supposed to do to these Canaanite nations. For example, in Joshua 6:17, 1 Samuel 15:3, Deuteronomy 7:2, Leviticus 27:28 and here also. John Walton tells us, in the 15th proposition of his book “The Lost World of the Israelite Conquest” that ‘Herem does not mean utterly destroy’, but rather to remove from human use. 
        2. Although there was a historical reality to the wars, per modern scholarly consensus, the texts of the Pentateuch were written at a time by which the Israelites could not ‘annihilate’ the Canaanites, because they were virtually unrecognizable. It can be argued that the point of the text here is rather to tell the Israelites ‘to have nothing to do with the Canaanites’ – to not intermarry with them (as the previous section (10-15) permitted for other nations, which is an opinion accepted by the scholars of the Pontifical Biblical Commission. 
        3. Therefore, this specific text, like many ANE war texts, is likely exaggerated. We see similar (if not heavier) exaggeration in contemporary Egyptian war accounts, in fact, the Egyptians “never lost” (I’m sure you can figure out why).  
          1. Firstly, the Hivites (also called Gibeonites) become vassals after deceiving Joshua. 
          2. In Judges 1:27-36, it is mentioned that various Canaanite tribes continued to inhabit certain regions despite Israelite efforts to displace them. Additionally, throughout the historical books of the Old Testament, there are references to ongoing conflicts with Canaanite peoples and the failure of Israel to completely remove them from the land.  
          3. Also, archaeological evidence also supports the idea that Canaanite culture persisted in the region even after the Israelite conquest. Excavations have revealed continuity in material culture, settlements, and population groups telling us that not all Canaanites were wiped out or displaced. 
          4. For those that say that ‘it doesn’t matter if not all the Canaanites were dead, it just means that Joshua failed!’, here’s why this is an untenable position. Joshua 11:15 indicates clearly that Joshua thought he had done “…as he was told. He did not ignore any of the commands the Lord had given Moses”. If the point was to show that Joshua ought to have utterly exterminated the Canaanites, then it seems extremely implausible that the attentive scribes would clearly note that (as (b) says) not all the Canaanites had died. Plausibly, the message is, “insofar as God had intended Joshua to do, he had done it” – which was not complete extermination.
    4. Judges 18:1-28: to be honest, I’m quite happy that MindShift quoted this chapter because I think it serves as a strong “argumentum ad consequentiam” (argument from consequence) against moral relativism. For those that are unaware, the book of Judges “depicts a period of instability and moral ambiguity in the history of Israel, characterized by the repeated cycle of sin, oppression, repentance, and deliverance.” – thanks GPT. Quite often you see the phrase “In those days Israel had no king. Each man did what he considered to be right.” – which is effectively a tenet of moral subjectivism – MindShift’s ideology. The whole book was quite hard for me to get through, and you should read it yourself – you’ll see what would happen if humanity were left to its own devices without any higher moral instruction. Back on topic, it’s important that we read Chapter 17, which is something that I doubt MindShift did because it nullifies his entire point here. In this chapter, Micah creates his religion – which involves the creation of a carved image and a cast idol, and his establishment of a private shrine. Micah then consecrates one of his sons to become his priest, later replacing him with a Levite. This Levite becomes the priest of the shrine, which contains the idols. It is this Levite which, in chapter 18 tells the tribe of Dan that “God is handing it over to you – a place that lacks nothing on earth!”. The tribe then goes on to raid the ‘peaceful’ city, killing its inhabitants and burning it down. This, ladies and gentlemen, is the consequence of idolatry – or rather, the consequence of moral subjectivism in the world of the ancient Israelites. 
    5. 1 Samuel 15:2-3, 7-8 – responded to in section 2f. 
    6. Numbers 31 – this verse is notorious. Muslims and Atheists love quoting it against Christians, and I’ve already responded to the ‘baby killing’ in 2e, along with making the point that God did not tell Moses to kill the children here, but rather to ‘exact vengeance’, therefore, MindShift cannot make his point here. The point that many critics bring up here is Moses’ response to his officers when he finds out that they ‘went easy’. I’ll just assign a score of “necessary” which has a ‘moral score’ of “<=0, but greater than any other metaphysically possible outcome”. Critics’ points can be summarized as this: 
      1. Why kill the non-virgin women? Why leave the virgins for the taking? 
        • Someone who makes this claim either isn’t aware of the surrounding context or doesn’t care. I direct you to Numbers 25. Here we see that the Israelite men are seduced into idolatry and sexual immorality by the women of Moab and Midian. Initially, we see that this is with the Moabite women, but the chapter goes on to tell us that this happens with Midianite women also. Exodus 34:12-16 also tells us that the Israelites were warned against this kind of activity due to the consequences it could, and did, lead to. It follows, therefore, that Moses is likely trying to exterminate the women who enticed the Israelite men into idolatry – the worship of Baal Peor, along with the men that were enticed into it, but leaving the virgin women (who therefore did not take part) alone who, let’s face it, would not have been involved in military planning (if they were not willing to engage in what the non-virgin women did). To reinforce this point, we see that Revelation 2:14 tells us that Balaam instructed Balak to put a stumbling block before Israel, and we also see that Numbers 31:16 references the role of the Midianite women, who acted on Balaam’s advice, as a part of the cause for the Israelites’ sin at Peor. This verse implies that Balaam, after failing to curse Israel directly, suggested an indirect method to bring about their downfall. Following on from 2.e., this is likely Moses’ attempt at justice – he is trying to eliminate the chance of an inner rebellion by the children, whilst being merciful toward the virgin women who, without husbands, wouldn’t have been able to take care of themselves and were uninvolved, and almost certainly wouldn’t have been safe if any other nation knew that the Midianite women were now defenceless. This isn’t my endorsement of Moses’ actions; I’m just trying to communicate what I think was his thought process. 
      2. How were they even supposed to differentiate between the two? 
        • The text isn’t clear on this, but it’s possible that this was done through physical examination or based on cultural practice. In some cultures, for example in South America, virgin women dress distinctly to those who are not. 
    7. Joshua 10:28-40 – this is another text about Joshua annihilating a Canaanite nation. I think I have effectively made points about this in my introduction and in 7c. 
    8. Joshua 6:21 – this is another text about Joshua annihilating a Canaanite nation. I think I have effectively made points about this in my introduction and in 7c. 
    9. Jeremiah 50:21 – this is later on in the Biblical narrative and isn’t specifically related to the destruction of the Canaanite nations. Instead, Jeremiah 50 is a prophecy of judgment. The necessary context is that these people destroyed Jerusalem and the Temple in the 6th century BCE, whilst exiling a significant portion of the population. Idolatry, along with Babylon’s oppression of the Israelites are also criticised (e.g., v.33) and are given as reasons for this punishment. It should also be noted that God ‘used’ i.e., allowed the Babylonians to be an instrument of judgement against Judah, but it does not follow that the Babylonians are morally exempt. Take, for example, police officer G who has told person A multiple times not to do action ‘x’, because it is inherently destructive, and yet they continue to do it. Also, presume that you have also agreed with ‘A’ that you will only provide them protection as long as they keep your statutes. If person ‘A’ breaks those statutes, you no longer provide them with protection, but from nowhere does it follow that person ‘B’ should have attacked the now vulnerable person ‘A’. I think we are starting to get an idea of how ancient civilisations operated, and how lucky we are that we (arguably) no longer live in a world dominated by the ‘conquest’ mindset. 
    10. Joshua 7: I don’t think MindShift brought this verse up, but I watched another video where someone raised a compelling argument against it. The context here is that the Israelites face a surprising defeat at Ai due to Achan’s (an Israelite) disobedience. After the victory at Jericho, Achan secretly took some of the spoils, violating God’s command not to take anything. As a result, Israel is defeated at Ai, leading Joshua to seek God’s guidance. God reveals the cause of their defeat is sin within the camp. Through a process of elimination, Achan is identified as the culprit. He confesses to taking a robe, silver, and gold from Jericho. As punishment, Achan, along with his family and possessions, is stoned to death by the community. This act removes the sin from Israel, restoring God’s favour. 
      The main problem brought up is the idea of the ‘collective punishment’ here with Achan’s family, but I think Jewish commentaries shed enough light on this to make it reasonable to believe that Achan’s family were culpable too. 
      • Achan’s Age and Family Structure: Given the genealogical details provided, Achan could have been an older individual with a mature family. His status suggests he would have had a household potentially including adult children, spouses, and possibly grandchildren. In such a family structure, the concealment of stolen items within the tent would likely not have gone unnoticed, especially considering the communal nature of ancient Israelite living spaces and family dynamics.  
      • Communal Living and Shared Knowledge: In the closely knit, familial units of ancient Israel, activities within the household would have been visible or known to its members. The act of hiding contraband, especially items of significant value and size such as a Babylonian garment, silver, and gold, would feasibly attract attention or require complicity to conceal. This context supports the possibility that Achan’s family, or at least some members, were aware of or involved in hiding the accursed items. 
      • Lastly, one may say that this idea of collective punishment would enforce an idea of collective responsibility among the Israelites 
  3. Divorce.
    I found this point quite funny, but also sad. It just showed me that MindShift is, quite simply, uneducated on this specific topic. I think by now I have hammered home that there lies a distinction between the Old Testament Law and God’s eternal law (which Christians would refer to as the objective moral law that we can know through Jesus), but I’ll just quote Jesus to respond to this: 
    1. Matthew 19:8-9 tells us – “Moses permitted you to divorce your wives because of your hard hearts, but from the beginning it was not this way. Now I say to you that whoever divorces his wife, except for immorality, and marries another commits adultery.” We have continually noted that ‘permission’ is not a blanket affirmation that something is objectively morally good. Jesus tells us here that the Israelites at the time were not nearly ‘morally advanced’ enough to hold to how things had been ‘from the beginning’. 
  4. Child Sacrifice.  
    1. Genesis 22:1-2. I think MindShift raised some striking points here. I already made a partial response to Abraham’s test of faith here, but it won’t hurt to address MindShift’s criticisms directly. I’ll summarize them: 
      1. “Just because God didn’t let him go through with it doesn’t mean that God placed a high value of importance in making sure that one of his followers was willing to kill his child for his belief in God.” 
      2. “It set up a necessary hierarchy of ‘God first – over children’. Many children have died due to neglect over this very reason. He shouldn’t have said that Abraham was justified by his faith for this very act (being willing to kill his child)” 
         
        Brandon more or less concedes the point here. We’ve both said that it therefore does not follow that God universally approves of ‘child sacrifice’ or thinks that it is a good thing, but we see that MindShift takes issue with the hierarchy it sets up. Some points can be made. I’ll respond to the second part first because it’ll help me respond to the first properly. 
        1. When MindShift says that Abraham was justified by faith, he’s referring to James 2:21-23. The Bible also tells us why Abraham was willing to do this in Hebrews 11:19 – which effectively says that Abraham was willing to do this because he believed God could bring Isaac back from the dead (where else do we see this?) – not because he believed God was a monster. We see that Abraham’s motivation for following this command was not what you’d expect to hear about it. As for children dying due to neglect – this is true, but it doesn’t follow that parents should not take care of their children and divert all their resources to God – it heavily implies the opposite in 1 Timothy 5:8 and Psalm 127:3. 
        2. Regarding the second point, I contend that this was a specific command for a certain circumstance to convey a specific theological truth and prophecy, where God would sacrifice his son – the ‘lamb’ for our sins. Some people may find it hard to hear, but as I said at the end of this post – “It would be a sin for us to love creatures more than the creator”. God does come first, so MindShift is correct, but following God entails that you are to love your children properly as per (1 Timothy 5:8 and Psalm 127:3). I would say that MindShift is creating a false dichotomy based on flawed behaviour – it is not loving your children or love God, it is both love your children and love God. 
      3. Two contentions arose in my head when I was writing the above: 
        1. “How can it be said that Abraham loved his child, but he was willing to kill him? Isn’t that the point of contention?” – I stress, again, that this is a false dichotomy. I would say that it is rare, but I do not think that Abraham being willing to kill Isaac entails that he did not love him. I will add some more colour to the picture. Jewish tradition makes the case that Isaac could have been a young man up to the age of 37, since at the very beginning of the next chapter – Sarah is said to die at the age of 127. Isaac was born when Sarah was 90 (Genesis 17:17). As much as we aren’t certain of how much time passed between the end of Genesis 22 and Genesis 23, anyone of this age would be young to someone of Abraham’s age – which would explain the term ‘na-ar’ that is used to refer to Isaac. This is a Hebrew word that can mean “boy”, “youth”, or “servant”. We also note that Isaac is intelligent enough to note the absence of a lamb present for the sacrifice – which implies he was above the age of reason and was aware of his role. Isaac is bound by his very old Father after having noticed this would mean that he ought to have escaped if he was smart enough to figure out that he was the sacrifice. The fact that he didn’t may suggest willingness, and further, this interpretation lines up better theologically – with Jesus being about thirty when he was sacrificed, and with Jesus himself also consenting to his crucifixion as Jesus tells us that only he can “No one takes [his life] away from [him], but [he lays] it down of my own free will. [he has] the authority to lay it down, and [he has] the authority to take it back again”. From this, I propose that Isaac knew he was to be sacrificed, and accepted it.  
        2. “By your logic, if God told me to kill my child, would it be right or wrong to do it? How could you, or anyone, be certain that he didn’t tell me to do it? Can’t anyone say that they are killing their child in the name of the Lord?” Theoretically, they could, however, the narrative does not give us indication before this point that Abraham had any sort of mental impairment. It tells us that God ‘appeared’ (possibly physically) to Abraham multiple times: 
          1. Genesis 12:7 
          2. Genesis 17:1 
          3. Genesis 18:1 
            We can therefore reasonably propose that Abraham personally knew God and had seen him (at least in a Christian worldview – you are free to believe or not believe whether this happened yourself). If this is the case, then Abraham was acting with the sensory knowledge that God is real and was not acting on hallucination. Therefore, if an individual claimed that they intended to kill their child because God said so – they would have to present the same evidence that God did say so. God also performed miracles for Abraham before he did this too – with Isaac’s birth when Sarah was ninety (which he told Abraham that he was going to do). If God wanted this to happen – he should be happy to show his presence and perform miracles for us to see to confirm it as he did with Abraham. This would be the litmus test I propose. 
    2.  Judges 11:29-35: Unlike the above, I don’t think this was a good point at all. Here’s a summary – Jephthah, filled with the Spirit of the Lord, vows to God that if he is victorious in battle, he will offer as a burnt offering the first thing that comes out of his house to greet him upon his return. Unfortunately, his victory leads to a tragic outcome when his daughter, being the first to come out to greet him, becomes the subject of his vow. Jephthah is distraught, but he and his daughter agree to fulfil the vow.  
      MindShift seems to take this as an endorsement for child sacrifice, but before I respond to that, I’ll steelman his argument. In verse 29, it says that “the Lord’s Spirit empowered Jepthah” and in verse 30 it says Jepthah made the vow, so doesn’t that mean that God caused Jepthah to make the vow? 
      I highly doubt it. 
      Right after Judges tells us that the Lord’s Spirit empowered Jephthah, the narrative tells us that “He passed through Gilead and Manasseh and went to Mizpah in Gilead. From there he approached the Ammonites”. Jepthah makes the vow on the condition that he beats the Ammonites, so I see no way you can make the inference that the Lord’s Spirit “empowering” Jepthah makes him make this vow. It seems much more like the vow was unnecessary if he had been empowered, and more like it was a rash course of action from Jephthah. I think, therefore that the narrative of the story is effectively God’s way of saying “Don’t make foolish vows with me” – and it is also a signal to the rest of Israel to not do the same. Similar to Abel, Jephthah could have dedicated food, but no. He made a rash, and quite frankly, stupid, vow. 
    3. John 3:16 – wow. This was a ballsy claim. As we have seen as a common theme throughout this post – God allowing a unique event or performing an action of judgment does not entail that God approves of all instances of that said event or action used within that judgment. Technically, yes, Jesus is the Son of God (by person), but he is also God (by nature) – and I am not here to explain the Trinity – that is for another post. I can contend that not only was this a willing sacrifice (as seen in Luke 22:42), but self-sacrifice is the greatest form of love (John 15:13) – trying to turn Jesus’ self-sacrifice against Christians is a BOLD thing to do. 
      1. Possible criticism – “but doesn’t Jesus say ‘not my will but your will be done’ – how is that a willing self-sacrifice? Doesn’t it mean that Jesus didn’t want to die?” This is where having good Christology comes in handy. Under orthodox Christian belief – Jesus is said to have had two wills – one stemming from his human nature, the other stemming from his divine nature (this one is equivalent to the Father’s). Christians understand that in Jesus’ human nature, he was very averse to his impending crucifixion – as is evident by the hematidrosis it is said that he experienced (Luke 22:42). However, Christians also believe that the divine persons share the same will, and therefore, in Jesus saying, ‘not my will, but your will be done’, he is rejecting the human will to avoid his impending death and accepting his (and the Father’s) divine desire for him to die on the cross.   
  5. Other Forms of Marriage.
    I try to be quite charitable, but these points were just straight garbage. I’ve watched enough of MindShift’s content to know that he is smart enough to not make incompetent errors like this, and as much as I try not to attribute malice to what can be attributed to incompetence, there’s not much I can do in this section. 
    1. Deuteronomy 21:10-25. Nowhere here do we find an endorsement of polygamy. We find restrictions and regulations in the case that it happens instead. I highly doubt MindShift read Deuteronomy 17:17 before making this point because I think it was quite poor. If a King cannot marry many wives, how much more does the restriction apply to the popular folk? 
    2. 2 Samuel 5:13 – …yes, and David broke God’s law. What God said would happen if you marry multiple wives, is exactly what happened to David, and his son Solomon, who did this exact thing. 
    3. 1 Kings 11:3 – following on from the previous point, read verses 4-11. 
  6. Rape. 
    MindShift seems to make a brief point that the rapist and the raped do not have free will by God saying the woman is going to be raped. This is not necessarily the case, since knowledge has no causal power. From God knowing a person will do something, it does not follow that his knowledge caused that person to do it. It can simply be that the man who is going to do this already has this tendency, and God is not going to protect David from it in any shape or form. MindShift again also makes the fallacious argument that God is ‘ok with rape’ because he used it to punish David, but as we have seen time and time again, how God punishes someone does not change the intrinsic moral value of that action – that is exactly why it is a punishment. 
    1. 2 Samuel 12:11-12 – MindShift makes a weird point – “where is the free will for the woman who is now getting raped?” Following on from above, the woman is the victim of this, so it’s not clear how her free will is breached other than in the way that she has been violated. It doesn’t seem to follow that she does not have free will.   
      However, what this judgement does, is that it humiliates David, and causes the King of Israel to suffer intense emotional anguish. As he has taken the life of his wife’s ex-husband, he will now lose his child. As he has committed adultery with his wife’s ex-husband, so now shall another man commit adultery with his wives (as it happened in 2 Samuel 16:21-22). That pride that he had built in taking all of these wives and concubines would now be completely shattered – publicly. It is a ‘tit for tat’ sense of justice, which was the standard of Old Testament Law as we have seen multiple times by now. 
      Secondly, we also notice that nowhere does the text say that these women were raped. It just says that these women had sex. MindShift is presuming that these women were raped, presumably because he can’t see that they would have wanted to have sex with Absalom (David’s son) – however, given that these women were part of David’s innumerable count of concubines, I do have some speculations as to their character. Notice that they weren’t even wives (which David had tons of) and so their actual allegiance to David can be questioned – especially since it was this polyamory that caused David to commit idolatry – it’s quite plausible that these women did not at all have David’s best interests at heart, and therefore, were willingly disloyal to him. Further, the pagan cultures many of them came from may not have had similar prohibitions against sexual immorality. I will instead steelman his argument into something more potent. At first glance, it seems like the concubines are not responsible at all, and I agree that they have less responsibility than David. The reason I think they suffered also, was because, as per Deuteronomy 17:17, a man is not to marry multiple women and per the Ten Commandments, a man is not to commit adultery. David’s concubines would have known that David was sinning with his polyamory, and they joined into it (therefore helping his sin along). Given David’s abundance of women also, it is quite implausible that he forced any of these women to become his concubine. It is more likely that per his riches and status, they willingly did so of their own accord. They, therefore, likely could have said ‘no’, and David would have moved on to the next woman. Therefore, the concubines are guilty of contributing to David’s adulterous sin but, again, the text does not even say that these women were raped. 
    2. Deuteronomy 28:30 – “You will be engaged to a woman and another man will rape her.” Nasty, I know. This text comes from God warning the people what will happen if they do not keep his commandments. Again, I don’t need to contend that judgment is an intrinsically good thing, just necessary. I also don’t have to contend that how judgment is exercised is morally good, either. Read the rest of this passage, as it details the utter destruction and suffering of everyone. Ultimately, you will likely see that this whole passage is God’s way of saying he will give the Israelites up to the desires and actions of the conquest-driven world around them. He will not protect them from it. 
    3. Deuteronomy 22:23-24, Deuteronomy 22:28-29 – I clarified these verses in section 6f. 
  7. Incest.
    It’s not clear to me what the point of this section was. I think MindShift’s rote point is basically that ‘If God lets something happen, then he necessarily approves of it’, but that is fallacious for several already given reasons which I am not going to robotically repeat (statement ‘p’). 
    1. Genesis 19:33-35: I don’t need nor intend to ‘justify’ anything here. Lot was raped by his daughters. They intentionally got him drunk so they could have relations with him to preserve their family lineage. I guess this could be seen as part of the nuclear fallout of Sodom. 
    2. Noah – this is an allusion to the Ark. I.e., “if God removed all life from Earth in Genesis 6, did Noah not reproduce through incest? Does that not mean that God affirmed that incest is good?” We have already systematically shown that the jump from silence to approval is fallacious, so I won’t waste my time on that. I will have more to say on the Ark in a later post. I think MindShift’s fundamentalist background is starting to show – and I sort of feel bad for him. No disrespect, but when you are raised to read the Bible in such a literalist way, it’s no wonder that he’s managed to misconstrue so many verses. 
    3. Leviticus 18 (outlawed, not “objective”): it’s not clear that God has used ‘necessary incest’ at all. I will grant that I have not yet spoken about Biblical human origins or the story of Noah’s Ark in detail, so I haven’t yet justified this claim, but I intend to in later posts. Because of this, for the sake of argument, I will grant MindShift’s point here that God did use ‘necessary incest’ for reproduction. Even if I do, time and time again I have already explained that necessary actions are not necessarily intrinsically good – they can be relatively good when compared to a possible alternative (i.e., a numerical moral score of –2 versus a moral score of –9, the former is relatively good in comparison to the latter, but –2 is still a negative number). 
  8. Adultery. 
    “It’s not adultery unless he blesses you with multiple wives” – I wonder if MindShift could give the Bible verse for that one (spoiler alert – he can’t). Funnily enough, the vast majority of biblical characters that had multiple wives and/or concubines suffered for this exact reason – so I wonder where MindShift pulled this ‘blessing’ from.  
    I will just paste in what he said “I can prove to you that this was approved by God because when Hagar got pregnant from that and ran away because Sarah had been so upset that she was mistreating her what did God do he sent an angel to go and retrieve Hagar and bring her back to her master Abraham and he continued to bless Abraham which by the way we see God removing covenants and blessings left and right in the Old Testament when people disobey him and yet supposedly every single promise that God made Abraham came to fruition but adultery is always wrong unless God needs it for the fulfilment of his plans” 
    1. If you read what he said, nothing in there indicated approval. If anything, Abram’s sleeping with Hagar led to Sarah (who told him to do it) being even more jealous and mistreating her. Yes, God did later bless Abraham, but the children of promise came through Isaac, whose mother was Sarah. Therefore, God did not at all need Sarah to coerce her husband and, if anything, (1) Sarah and Abraham then had to wait 13 more years before Isaac would be born – it can be posited that this was part of the punishment given for this, and (2), the whole situation became a mess – as 16:4 tells us that once she became pregnant, Hagar herself despised Sarah, and I can only imagine the terror the two put each other through if Hagar ran away. Concerning sending Hagar back, I mean, God could have allowed Hagar and her unborn child to die in the wilderness, but he specifically intervened so that wouldn’t happen.  
      If anything, MindShift has a large burden of proof here to prove that God ‘[needed this adultery] for the fulfilment of his plans’, because it’s not clear to me that this is the case at all.  
      It could be said that Hagar is the mother of the Arab people – the Muslims. If it were not for this adultery, maybe the Muslims and Christians would be one people, united under one faith in God. 
  9. Animal Cruelty (basically animal suffering). 
    I did a response to the problem of animal suffering over a year ago now – it’s here if you’re interested.   
    1. Proverbs 12:10 – God says we should care for animals. Correct, no problems here. 
    2. Exodus 29:10-14 – ultimately, this is a contention against the Old Testament blood sacrifice ritual. I don’t have to contend that this is an intrinsically good thing because its entire purpose was to cleanse from sin. If there was no sin, there would be no need for a sacrifice. Intrinsically, it could be said this is a punishment, which I would contend necessitates a ‘negative’ action but is aimed at a positive end, which is a similar point to that which I raised early on in this post – see 1a. 
    3. Exodus 9:6 – this was one of the ten attacks God mounted against Egypt. It wasn’t supposed to be an intrinsically good thing. It would have led to famine and severe hunger in Egypt. 
    4. Numbers 11:31-35 – yes, God gave the people quails as food… Ultimately, the problem of the natural ecosystem is something I briefly covered in my animal suffering response. Again, though, I see no universal moral claim where God says it is “intrinsically morally good” to eat animals. I think he could reach with Genesis 9:3, but as we have noted, saying ‘you may’ do something is not equivalent to saying that that ‘something’ is an objective moral good. This is simply the burden of proof that MindShift has undertaken. 
  10. Keeping the Sabbath. 
    1. Matthew 5:17 – Jesus came to fulfil the Law. MindShift is correct, but I don’t think he understands what ‘fulfil’ actually means here. From a basic Google search, fulfil is defined as ‘achieve or realize something desired’. I briefly touched on this in the first part of this series, so if you’ve read that, you already know what I am going to say. 
    2. Matthew 12:1-2. Noting the context here, Jesus is said by the Pharisees to break the Jewish law about the Sabbath. Jesus tells us that in fulfilling the law, he was showing them the true intention of the Law – its Spirit. Acts of healing and helping others are in line with the true Spirit of the Sabbath. John Walton says this much better than me: 
      “Since OT Law was didactic, note that the death penalty was the maximal punishment that could be applied rather than the due punishment always. Exodus 35:2 expresses the moral importance of the Sabbath and describes justice, and it describes how important the Sabbath should be treated by the Israelites in covenant with God. Notice that the word for “obey” in Hebrew can better be translated as “hear and take heed” 
    3. Numbers 15:32-36 – here, we see that the man was gathering wood on the Sabbath – which is a non-urgent action. If the man was really in need of wood to kindle a fire, he ought to have done this on a previous day, or asked a neighbour who would have understood his situation. His actions were not in line with the Spirit of the Law as Jesus’ were. Furthermore, if this specific action had not been punished, the law likely would have been broken in greater ways. 
    4. Nehemiah 13 – there isn’t a contradiction here, based on what I said. If those here still acted this way after knowing about Numbers 15 then death wouldn’t do much more, no? 
  11. Generational Punishment. 
    I would argue that it is more accurate to view original sin as a passive consequence rather than an active punishment – especially as God has given himself to us in Jesus to remediate it, and since this remediation was planned from the beginning (Genesis 3:15). About the difference between the verses that MindShift gives from the Pentateuch (Exodus 20:5, Exodus 34:7, Numbers 14:18, Deuteronomy 5:9) and Ezekiel 18:19-20, interestingly enough, adding in verse 19 helps my case. I have already proposed that the Old Testament law was not optimal, and reflective of God’s ultimate moral law, and instead was very reflective of ANE Law, and was simply a way for the Israelites to maintain covenant order in an ANE system. With that in mind and seeing Ezekiel 18:19, we notice that the Israelite reaction to the children not being punished for the crimes of the parents was confusion “’ “Yet you say, ‘Why should the son not suffer for his father’s iniquity?’”. We see similar confusion from verses 25-9, which gives us precedence that this sort of justice was common in ANE systems, and Ezekiel 18:19-20 is God slowly navigating Israel through moral progress. Our supposition is found to be correct when we see that in the Code of Hammurabi when a builder’s negligence leads to a death, the builder’s son could be put to death (a principle of reciprocal justice). Similarly, Hittite laws included provisions where if a free person committed a crime, their family could be seized or enslaved if they were unable to pay the fine or compensation. 
  12. Misogyny. 
    I haven’t put every single verse here because some I have already responded to in earlier sections. I thought this section would be a lot stronger, but some of these quotations, to be blunt, made me laugh. Especially the part where he claims that if you are a woman and you think God loves you, that you are a fool, and you ‘haven’t read your Bible’. This was a very arrogant, and presumptuous thing to say, but hey, what else have we grown to expect from our ex-fundamentalist atheist 😊. I’m going to go through these very quickly. 
    1. Men and Women are equal (according to the NT – Galatians 3) – correct. In terms of intrinsic value, men and women are equal. 
    2. Leviticus 27:3-4 – I don’t have to defend this – considering I’ve already claimed that the ‘laws’ of the Old Testament were flawed. This is likely in line with ANE value systems. If anything, a lower price for females here (considering it is talking about the redemption price for vowed people) would mean that it is easier to redeem a woman than a man, which goes against MindShift’s initial polemic. I would propose that it is more likely that the higher price is more likely due to the financial value that a man would generate as a worker as opposed to a woman. 
    3. Ephesians 5:22 – yes. A man is the head of his house, but no, go ahead and leave out verse 25, where a man is to love his wife as Christ loved the Church – sacrificially. A house is not a democracy, and a car with two steering wheels cannot function correctly. I will write more on this in another post, with heavy inspiration from St John Chrysostom. 
    4. 1 Timothy 2:12 – this verse is tired. Many scholars have come up with plausible explanations for it. Here are three: 
      1. Interlude – 1 Corinthians 14:34-5 – In first-century Judea, women did not have similar educational rights to men, because of this, women may have been chatting amongst themselves during the service, asking each other for clarity. This verse may just be a command to stay silent during the service and to wait until they were able to ask their husbands at home. MindShift didn’t bring up this verse specifically, but it helps to give context as to what the early church was going through. 
      2. Timothy was living in Ephesus when this letter was written, and there were significant problems: 
        • In Ephesus, the main religion was the worship of the goddess Artemis, and many women were leaving the worship of her to come to Christianity. The Temple of Artemis (who the Romans called Diana) was an all-female religion, where worship included sexual rites, including prostitution. Naturally, you wouldn’t want these women teaching anything to do with Christianity, considering their backgrounds – as they thought sexual rites were the way to worship a god. – Dan Kimball – How (not) to read the Bible. 
      3. We see that Paul does not mean here that a woman should stay completely silent because, in 1 Corinthians 12:7-30, we see him acknowledging (with no distinction between men and women) that people prophesied and prayed aloud in the Church. 
    5. Genesis 2:20-23 – this one just made me laugh. The being that was created first was a combination of man and woman (in a sense) because it was this man that God split in half into man and woman. 
    6. Genesis 5: “Why is lineage important only because of the man you came from?” – possibly because men were polygamous, but more likely due to patriarchal society structures and political reasons. God never condoned it, but it makes more sense (and would be easier to write) the paternal lineage. 
    7. Numbers 1:1-2 – read verses 3 and 4. Preferably in the NET. Last time I checked women in ANE civilisations weren’t conscripted for war. 
    8. Genesis 17:9-14 – allegedly this meant that God’s covenant was with men only, but the text never says this. I think we’re starting to see a theme with MindShift’s thinking pattern here. This was a covenant kept with a nation, and therefore women were counted as bearing the covenant sign through the representation of the covenant males. 
    9. Leviticus 6:14-18 – only males can be Priests. Is this man so upset that men and women have different roles in society? 
    10. Genesis 6:1-2 – “God has sons, never daughters”. The verse doesn’t say this. The ‘if it isn’t in the text, it’s not true’ manner of epistemology is, as is evident, very dangerous. 
    11. Leviticus 21:9 – “says nothing about a priest’s son?” If you read this chapter and come away with the idea that priests were allowed to engage in prostitution, I cannot help you. 
    12. Exodus 20:17 – “Women considered property” – ah yes, of course. Because obviously, a woman was allowed to covet another woman’s husband, no? 
    13. Jeremiah 8:9-10 – after everything I have said, I don’t see how you can realistically make an argument from this verse. 
    14. Exodus 21:7-9 – I’ll cover this in more detail elsewhere. 
    15. Exodus 22:18 – “only female witches killed” – this conclusion doesn’t follow. Further, Deuteronomy 18:9-14 is very egalitarian. 
    16. Leviticus 12:1-5 – “woman is doubly unclean”. I’ll admit, this one, on the surface, doesn’t seem to make much sense, but the NET commentary helps: 
      • “a male child must be circumcised on the eighth day, so the impurity of the mother could not last beyond the first seven days lest it interfere with the circumcision rite. A female child, of course, was not circumcised, so the impurity of the mother would not interfere, and the length of the impure time could be extended further.” 
    17. Leviticus 15:19, 29-30 – “menstruation requires a sin penance” – true, but so do male bodily discharges (see verses 13-18). If anything, if women went ‘uncharged’ for their bodily fluid discharges and men didn’t, I’m sure MindShift would have a similar problem. 
    18. Numbers 5:15-31 – “only applies to women” that are unfaithful. Again, I’m not trying to defend this ANE system as if it were the gospel, considering that it is common knowledge that it is flawed (as I have said time, and time again). 
    19. Numbers 27:8-11 – “Inheritance only goes to men” – I covered this in my previous post. 
    20. Genesis 4:19 – “God allows polygamy only for men” – there are so many things wrong with this type of reasoning that it’s ridiculous. If someone can tell me how to make the jump from “person A did X” to “God said only those of type 0 (which A is a part of) who did thing X is allowed to do X, and no one of any other type was allowed to do X, and X is an intrinsically good action”, I’d love to hear it. 
  13. Cannibalism. 
    1. Leviticus 26:29 – “forced cannibalism of your sons and daughters” – it’s not clear that God is forcing these people to do this at all: 
      1. This is a judgement, and very clearly not a good thing. 
      2. Is it not more plausible that something like this comes from famine/madness (see verse 26)? 
    2. Jeremiah 19:7 – if you made it here, and you’ve read this whole post, you should be sensible enough to read this chapter from the first verse and come to a rational conclusion. Secondly – “I will make their dead bodies food for the birds and wild beasts to eat” – I didn’t know that people were “birds” and “wild beasts”. 
  14. Racism. 
    1. Nehemiah 13:23-30 – Nehemiah is addressing a violation of Exodus 34:16 and Deuteronomy 7:3-4 which prohibits Israelites from marrying those from pagan nations to prevent them from being led to worship other gods. Nehemiah rightly comments in verse 26 that it was for these specific reasons that put King Solomon in trouble. I suppose MindShift may have a problem with inclusion, but I have already affirmed the inferiority of this covenant. It was only intended to act as a Suzerain-Vassal treaty to introduce Yahweh to foreign nations, and it foreshadowed the new covenant that accepts people from every background. 
    2. Genesis 9:24-27 – Ham was seeking to humiliate his father and paid the price for it. One’s lineage was something very valuable (similarly to your father’s modesty), and so Ham was punished for this. There isn’t an issue here. 
    3. Exodus 23:23 – it’s good to know the overall context before looking at this verse. This event was prophesied at least four hundred years prior in Genesis 15:16 – see section 6.b.iii. 
    4. Nehemiah 13:3 – this is simply a consequence of Deuteronomy 23:3-6, which was a law restricted up to the tenth generation of the Ammonites and Moabites due to their treatment of the Israelites on their way from Egypt. There was likely a customary expectation of hospitality towards travellers, especially those passing through or near one’s territory. In ancient times, providing such necessities was a common practice and seen as a basic act of kindness and respect between different peoples. 
    5. Judges 12:4-6 – we have already spoken about Judges in this (see section 7d). This is a terrible reading. The man’s accent gave him away – that’s all. 
    6. Leviticus 25:44 – this will be covered properly elsewhere, but it’s important to read the rest of the chapter before coming to such a conclusion. 
    7. Numbers 25 – read my introduction to section 7, along with 7f. 

A Christian Framework of Moral Epistemology 

After all of this, one may wonder “How can we even begin to know the actual moral law?” I would propose that it is as simple as following Jesus and his commandments, as he said in Matthes 19:18-21. The Sermon on the Mount (Matthew 5-7), I think, is a strong typological parallel to Moses’ reception of the 10 Commandments from God on Mount Sinai. However, Jesus is not only a moral teacher, but he is also a saviour, and he asks you to follow him (see Matthew 19:21, John 14), the choice is yours. 


Conclusion 

If you managed to make it to the end of this, then a big congrats. If you managed to read this whole thing, then no, you didn’t. This took months to write and study for, so if you’re wondering why I ghosted for a couple of months, this post is why. I hope now you’ll be able to read the Bible with a clearer mind as to the intentions of the books and the author. If you aren’t convinced by any of my points, that’s perfectly fine! Just drop a comment or email me at rookieapologist@gmail.com. 
You may also have noticed that a glaring subject is missing from here, but I think it should be properly dealt with in its post, so what’s coming next! 

Thanks for reading. Let me know your thoughts down below. 

 
Sources referenced/used (forgive my garbage referencing skills, I’m not THAT academic): 




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